Have you ever been judged against a different standard than your boss....?
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I'm ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he's co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets
When I complaint, I am villain.
When my boss does, he’s a hero.
= boss 
= me
