Double Standards

Have you ever been judged against a different standard than your boss....?

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, I'm ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he's co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets

When I complaint, I am villain.
When my boss does, he’s a hero.

= boss

= me

Laju ke perlahan?

Ok..papan tanda di Mex highway menunjukkan 60km/jam..(itu bermakna 60km/jam adalah had kelajuan tertinggi yang boleh dipandu)
Saya berada di laluan paling kiri dgn kelajuan 60km/jam tepat. Jadi secara logiknya saya sepatutnya berada di laluan paling kanan kerana saya kini memandu pada had paling maksima yang telah ditetapkan.
Tapi yang peliknya, laluan tengah dan kanan meluncur teramat laju.. Silih berganti meninggalkanku..Vroommmm..
Jadi terdetiklah di hati ini..Berapalah laju dorang bawa nih.kalau saya di laluan paling kiri pun 60km/jam..hmmm.
Adakah mereka salah faham dengan tanda amaran 60 itu.. Mungkin diorang ingat 60km/jam adalah had minima kot..